I must have watched Shrek about fifty times, but only last night did I notice that Lord Faarquad pops a boner when the mirror shows him Fiona.
Christ on a bike!
i cAN’T BRHREATEH
Rule #1 of shipping: Always reblog this.
I WAS WONDERING WHO THE MAN IN THE FLANNEL IS
IT’S THE GUY THAT KILLED BAMBI’S MOM
ColoGNE you fucking imbeciles.
omfg colon im dying
Dumbledore: Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts!
Dumbledore: I actually don't know why your parents still send you here
Dumbledore: There's like a 30% chance you'll die tragically
Dumbledore: And it just goes up every year
Dumbledore: I guess that just means all your parents hate you
Dumbledore: Great let's have some pumpkin juice
reblogging because of accuracy.